The world, Her Fingertips

amateurcatalyst:

shipocalypse:

SO
I WANTED TO KNOW
IF YOU COULD SAY “HOMO”
ON NEOPETS
SO I NEOMAILED CRYSSIE “HOMO”
AND THEN I CALLED HER A PERFUME MOBSTER BECAUSE THAT WAS THE LEAST SERIOUS INSULT I COULD THINK OF
AND
AND
???
I GOT
WARNED
FOR CALLING HER A HOMO PERFUME MOBSTER
ASHDUYJHP[;’
]’;LKJHGFD
GOOD JOB TNT LMAO

I love how yaoi/yuri roleplaying has been such a pertinent issue, they had to include them in the warnings as well.
At least they’re fair enough and say that using homosexual slurs as insult is unacceptable. Now, if only they had hints of romantic interaction between same-sex characters in their plots like they do with straight ones…
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Things my parents forgot to tell me

The world is a sad and lonely place and every single thing in it is going to hate you because you’re different.

amateurcatalyst:

corruptedsunbeams:

raven-raspera:

daddygrandpervblood:

akaisoru:

thorsbody:

godsquito:

beerinabox:

starvalerian:

sleepykiks:

visualspiff:

krismoth:

the-caits-meow:

justaddmint:

riynashay:

stephbass:

tsurera:
Dark Healing Inferno.
…that is actually pretty badass  >=D

Sparkling Honeymoon Inferno!

Galactica La Smoking Mandala!
I…I guess I’m an Animate. Noooooooo. ;___;

Dark Healing Rhapsody
Cool~

Lilith Aqua Mandala
…oh, okay.

Silent Aqua Kiss!
…that’s actually kinda cool-sounding.

Starlight Honeymoon Turbulence!.. That sounds just a little dirty to me.

Silent Princess Rhapsody!
Sounds mysterious…

Dead Sexy Evolution
:U

bubble spiral inferno 
=_=

Dead Gorgeous Scream   

Sparkling Sensitive Inferno
It sounds like a fucking shoujo porn.

Burning La Smoking Hurricane
the fuck does “la smoking” come from

Starlight Sensitive Inferno
8|

~*Shine Honeymoon Rhapsody!*~
Manly as fuck.

Silent Aqua Boomerang
What? :T

LILITH PRINCESS EVOLUTION

Shine Aqua Illusion. >:D

geromytime:

elmompreg:

i judge people by the amount of people they have murdered

(Source: elmo666)

dobie:

i saw this shirt in annapolis today haha
karkat should come to maryland, they have stupid crab memorabilia everywhere. like anything you could ever want (or not want) to buy, you can buy with a crab on it. my favorites are the christmas ornaments, crabs with santa hats on them. i found a whole store full of santa crabs once. so bad.

I came from Baltimore. We have a shop with crab shells that are painted to look like stuff. And don’t even get me started about how back then they had crabs in the middle of the fucking street. But then people stole them. lol
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